Fear God. Love your neighbor. And shoot ducks.

Genesis 9 is where the animals went wild, and God gave them wildness. After the flood, that's when he made animals wild. Up until that time, everybody was vegetarian.

Temporary is all you're going to get with any kind of health care, except the health care I'm telling you about. That's eternal health care, and it's free... I've opted to go with eternal health care instead of blowing money on these insurance schemes.

We’re Bible-thumpers who just happened to end up on television. You put in your article that the Robertson family really believes strongly that if the human race loved each other and they loved God, we would just be better off. We ought to just be repentant, turn to God, and let’s get on with it, and everything will turn around.

I want my grandkids to grow up in the great outdoors. The last thing I want is for them to grow up to be nerds.

If you can find a nice pretty country girl that can cook and carries her bible, now there's a woman.

Whether you're talking about bees, dogs, or women, pain can come upon you quickly from either one of em.