Fear God. Love your neighbor. And shoot ducks.

I guess the GOP may be more desperate than I thought to call somebody like me.

Crawfish have ding dongs and vaginas.

To me, there is no such thing as a trash duck. There are ducks that are a lot better to eat than other ducks. But a duck is just that.

Where there is no Jesus, evil always reigns.

I will not give or back off from my path.

Uptown living, you've got to call 911. Where I am, I am 911.