I just think society, our culture and our world would be better off if we just loved God and loved our neighbor and did what was right. You know, our founding fathers... They all were godly men. Someone told me one time, "Yeah, but they made mistakes." I said, "So have we. We've all made mistakes." I said, "But they founded the greatest nation on earth and we didn't, and that's the difference right there."

If men were in charge of carrying and birthing our babies, we'd have a lot fewer people on Earth, because we'd only do it once- I can promise you that!

Women are a lot like ducks-they don’t like mud on their butts.

You have to discipline your children, or they won't respect you, law enforcement or God or anyone else.

I've never owned a cell phone and don't plan on ever having one. If anyone needs to talk to me, they know where I live.

If your woman picks your ducks, and she cooks and carries her Bible... now there's the complete package of womanhood.

Actually, most people don't think I have too much sense because I would rather be fairly intelligent and act dumb instead of not having any sense at all and try to act smart.