I'm with the blacks, because we’re white trash. We’re going across the field … They’re singing and happy. I never heard one of them, one black person, say, ‘I tell you what: These doggone white people’ - not a word!

Carry your Bible and live by it. There's a better chance that you will stay married if that much is true for either one of you - male or female.

If men were in charge of carrying and birthing our babies, we'd have a lot fewer people on Earth, because we'd only do it once- I can promise you that!

A real man don't call the plumbers. If he gonna call himself a man, he needs to know how to fix it, on the spot

There are two kinds of individuals on Planet Earth who do not have beards - women and youth.

Many have told me through the years: 'I think I'll take my chances without Jesus.' And I always come back and say, 'So what chance is that?'

I'm a low-tech man in a high-tech world.