The more make up a woman wears the more she's tryin to hide. Make up can hide a lot of evil.
Phil RobertsonTemporary is all you're going to get with any kind of health care, except the health care I'm telling you about. That's eternal health care, and it's free... I've opted to go with eternal health care instead of blowing money on these insurance schemes.
Phil RobertsonIf men were in charge of carrying and birthing our babies, we'd have a lot fewer people on Earth, because we'd only do it once- I can promise you that!
Phil Robertson