Better a days catch of fish than a lifetime of crabs.

Three, four, five years, we’re out of here. You know what I’m saying? It’s a TV show. This thing ain’t gonna last forever. No way.

This would be nice when we baptize people in the winter.

A real man don't call the plumbers. If he gonna call himself a man, he needs to know how to fix it, on the spot

Fear God. Love your neighbor. And shoot ducks.

I will not give or back off from my path.

I'm a low-tech man in a high-tech world.