Crawfish have ding dongs and vaginas.

If I were in politics, and if you ever get me in the White House, trust me, there's a big change coming. What happened to America? We lost our roots.

If men were in charge of carrying and birthing our babies, we'd have a lot fewer people on Earth, because we'd only do it once- I can promise you that!

I'm a low-tech man in a high-tech world.

Why do they murder and why do they hate us? Because all of them ... 80 years of history, they all want to conquer the world, they all rejected Jesus and they're all famous for murder. Nazis, Shintoists, Communists and the Mohammedists. Every one of them the same way.

Carry your Bible and live by it. There's a better chance that you will stay married if that much is true for either one of you - male or female.

I don't use any of the terminology like 'left wing' and 'right wing.' I use language like 'godly' and 'holiness.'