Crawfish have ding dongs and vaginas.

If your woman picks your ducks, and she cooks and carries her Bible... now there's the complete package of womanhood.

Fear God. Love your neighbor. And shoot ducks.

My prayer was always: 'Lord, if You bless me, I'll thank You: but if You don't, I'll be thankful for what I have. I have plenty. I'm in good shape.'

The more make up a woman wears the more she's tryin to hide. Make up can hide a lot of evil.

I just think society, our culture and our world would be better off if we just loved God and loved our neighbor and did what was right. You know, our founding fathers... They all were godly men. Someone told me one time, "Yeah, but they made mistakes." I said, "So have we. We've all made mistakes." I said, "But they founded the greatest nation on earth and we didn't, and that's the difference right there."

To me, there is no such thing as a trash duck. There are ducks that are a lot better to eat than other ducks. But a duck is just that.