Carry your Bible and live by it. There's a better chance that you will stay married if that much is true for either one of you - male or female.

If I were in politics, and if you ever get me in the White House, trust me, there's a big change coming. What happened to America? We lost our roots.

Women with whiskers... its a bummer.

This would be nice when we baptize people in the winter.

I enjoy almost all of the game we kill. I only like to eat game that I have cleaned. I guess duck and dressing are still one of my favorites. We prefer fat green-winged teal or wood ducks for our dressing.

Whether you're talking about bees, dogs, or women, pain can come upon you quickly from either one of em.

We’re Bible-thumpers who just happened to end up on television. You put in your article that the Robertson family really believes strongly that if the human race loved each other and they loved God, we would just be better off. We ought to just be repentant, turn to God, and let’s get on with it, and everything will turn around.