Carry your Bible and live by it. There's a better chance that you will stay married if that much is true for either one of you - male or female.

Better a days catch of fish than a lifetime of crabs.

I love all men and women. I am a lover of humanity, not a hater. … I have been immoral, drunk, high. I ran with the wicked people for 28 years and I have run with the Jesus people since and the contrast is astounding.

Jesus Christ was the most perfect being to ever walk this planet and he was persecuted and nailed to the cross … so please don’t be surprised when we get a little static.

I've been on this earth for sixty-six years, and I've reached a conclusion and it's a fact: women are strange creatures.

To me, there is no such thing as a trash duck. There are ducks that are a lot better to eat than other ducks. But a duck is just that.

I want my grandkids to grow up in the great outdoors. The last thing I want is for them to grow up to be nerds.