I don't care a damn for their guns, or you either, sir! What I want is the Southside Railroad!

If I owned Texas and Hell, I'd rent out Texas and live in Hell.

The only good Indians I ever saw were dead.

I have never in my life taken a command into battle and had the slightest desire to come out alive unless I won.

Play the gayest tunes in your books, play them loud and keep on playing them, and never mind if a bullet goes through a trombone, or even a trombonist, now and then.

Always make your opponent think you know more than you really know.

I don't care a damn for their guns, or you either, sir! What I want is the Southside Railroad!