I don't care a damn for their guns, or you either, sir! What I want is the Southside Railroad!
Always make your opponent think you know more than you really know.
If I owned Texas and Hell, I'd rent out Texas and live in Hell.
Play the gayest tunes in your books, play them loud and keep on playing them, and never mind if a bullet goes through a trombone, or even a trombonist, now and then.
The only good Indians I ever saw were dead.
I have never in my life taken a command into battle and had the slightest desire to come out alive unless I won.