Saying hello to something new means saying good-bye to something old and loved.

If it doesn't sweat, jiggle, or pant, it's not alive.

Why is life so complicated....?' I asked. 'To keep us from being bored,' he said.

It's what they say to do when you're depressed, you know. Walk in someone else's shoes for a while, and your own won't feel so tight.

You don't have to be part of a couple to be happy, you know.

The Three Cs, I told myself. When you're not Comfortable with it, it's not a Compliment, it's Creepy.

I can never understand why people who have not seen me for a while ask if I am still writing. They might as well ask me if I am still breathing.