It is the pursuit of happiness that makes people unhappy.

Most books are about aspects of human knowledge - Few people write books about human ignorance, despite the fact that there would be much more to write about

A comedian is someone who tells the truth. Truth is the set of all jokes told by all comedians in the world.

Rock critics are often totally ignorant of the rock music of the past, they barely know the best sellers. No wonder they will think that the Beatles did anything worth of being saved.

There is a limit to human intelligence, but there is no limit to human stupidity

Life is a question in the form of an answer

The world is divided into the ordinary and the extraordinary. The problem is deciding which is which.