If you had of told me age 10 that in 19 years time I would be on a stage in Salford performing with Les Dennis in a sitcom I had written, I would have believed you.

I told the ambulance men the wrong blood type for my ex, so he knows what rejection feels like.

If you had of told me age 10 that in 19 years time I would be on a stage in Salford performing with Les Dennis in a sitcom I had written, I would have believed you.

I knew 'Be Our Guest' would be performed on a set and in costume, but anyone with a history in Theatre In Education will know that can mean anything.

Health food shops can make people feel very important; it's like a brand new religion with people trying to convert you to quinoa.

The strangest thing about writing a sitcom, is never knowing if it will become anything but words on a page.

I don't know if I was funny as a child, though I always thought my parents really enjoyed listening to me sing.