Even when I took first prize, topped the class, won the race, I never really won anything. I was merely avoiding the embarrassment of losing.
Portia de RossiIn high school I had sex with girls quite a few times. They were straight women who I convinced to jump in the sack with me.
Portia de RossiJust look at all the awards shows now. It has turned into a catwalk. You have to be wearing a certain designer, a certain dress, and everyone's critiquing.
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