You're just a silly little Whitehall twit: you don't trust me and I don't trust you.

There's a lot of your family in tonight.

In the days when the nation depended on agriculture for its wealth it made the Lord Chancellor sit on a woolsack to remind him where the wealth came from. I would like to suggest we remove that now and make him sit on a crate of machine tools.

It's difficult to see how it's possible to become immensely valuable by singing what are the most hideous songs.

A few years ago, everybody was saying we must have more leisure, everyone's working too much. Now everybody's got more leisure time they're complaining they're unemployed. People don't seem to make up their minds what they want.

Anyone who is concerned about his dignity would be well advised to keep away from horses.

And if we could get the local leaders to appreciate their responsibility for the environment then they would be able to explain that responsibility to the people of their faith.