Only a Scotsman can really survive a Scottish education.
How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to pass the test?
That's a nice tie... Do you have any knickers in that material?
I don't care what kind it is, just get me a beer.
Oh, it's you that owns that ghastly car, is it?
[after accepting a gift from a Kenyan woman] You are a woman, aren't you?