Who is going to be the first to face up to the need for self-restraint in the number of children brought into the world?

The biggest waste of water in the country by far. You spend half a pint and flush two gallons.

Tolerance is the one essential ingredient ... You can take it from me that the Queen has the quality of tolerance in abundance.

I therefore suggested that WWF should invite leaders from the major religions to meet together to discuss what - if any - responsibility they felt they had for the natural environment as a "sacred" entity.

The French don't know how to cook breakfast.

We didn't have counsellors rushing around every time somebody let off a gun. You just got on with it!

I don't know how they're going to integrate in places like Glasgow and Sheffield.