Who is going to be the first to face up to the need for self-restraint in the number of children brought into the world?

There's a lot of your family in tonight.

If you stay here much longer you'll all be slitty-eyed.

Can you tell the difference between them?

I don't care what kind it is, just get me a beer.

Oh no, I might catch some ghastly disease.

If it has got four legs and it is not a chair, if it has got two wings and it flies but is not an aeroplane, and if it swims and it is not a submarine, the Cantonese will eat it.