A gun is no more dangerous than a cricket bat in the hands of a madman.
Cannibalism is a radical but realistic solution to the problem of overpopulation.
I have very little experience of self-government. In fact, I am one of the most governed people in the world.
People think there's a rigid class system here, but dukes have been known to marry chorus girls. Some have even married Americans.
I don't know how they're going to integrate in places like Glasgow and Sheffield.
When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.