This book will not harm you unless someone throws it at you which is a possibilty never to be discounted.

Very little in this world makes sense.

Who needs to go somewhere when you can read about it.

You must have your wits about you. No wandering minds allowed.

Generally speaking, books don't cause much harm. Except when you read them, that is. Then they cause all kinds of problems. Books can, for example, give you ideas. I don't know if you've ever had an idea before, but, if you have, you know how much trouble an idea can get you into.

Veronica ran out to tell Amber the shocking news - and returned in less than a minute with another message for Yo-Yoji: "Amber says she was watching and she knows you got in detention on purpose," she said breathlessly. "Because you have a crush on Cass!" Cass's ears instantly turned red. Max-Ernest looked like he'd been hit by a truck.

Whether it’s chocolate or socks, the rule is the same; the darker the better.