Only bad books have good endings. If a book is any good, it's ending is always bad - because you don't want the book to end.

Very little in this world makes sense.

Only bad books have good endings. If a book is any good, it's ending is always bad - because you don't want the book to end.

*Appendix usually means "small outgrowth from large intestine," but in this case it means "additional information accompanying main text." Or are those really the same things? Think carefully before you insult this book.

Not all novelists are power-hungry madman. Some are power-hungry madwomen.

Cassandra, when you want to speak to me, you should say 'Excuse me, Mrs. Johnson.' Then wait until you get my attention." "Excuse me, Mrs. Johnson. Do I have your attention now?

Being an author, is being a dictator. (in a good way)