Better to cry wolf over and over than never to cry wolf at all.

The first expert said he had attention deficit disorder. The second expert said the first was out of order. One said he was autistic, another that he was artistic. One said he had Tourette's syndrome. One said he had Asperger's syndrome. And one said the problem was that his parents had Munchausen syndrome. Still another said all he needed was a good old-fashioned spanking.

This book will not harm you unless someone throws it at you which is a possibilty never to be discounted.

Truth is only stranger than fiction if you're a stranger to the truth. Which means you're either a liar or you're fictional.

Q: Why do you like chocolate so much? A: The answer, clearly, is because I've tasted chocolate.

But there were other, vaguer, harder-to-pin-down feelings, like: a pit in the stomach that means something is either really good or really bad or both. A feeling of being old and young at once. A sense of beginnings and endings happening at the same time. A certainty that your life is changing, but an uncertainty about how it's changing and whether you want it to.

If this was a normal cover for a normal book,I would tell it's FANTASTIC!GRIPPING! (according to all book covers they're fantastic and gripping)