Friends don't have to have a lot of things in common. But there's one thing friends usually do have in common - a sense of humor. That doesn't mean they find all the same things funny. Sometimes, they might even laugh at each other. But at the end of the day, friends can always laugh with each other.

Not all novelists are power-hungry madman. Some are power-hungry madwomen.

Death is like an old dog. He always knows when you are at his door.

Whether it’s chocolate or socks, the rule is the same; the darker the better.

Better to cry wolf over and over than never to cry wolf at all.

Q: Why do you like chocolate so much? A: The answer, clearly, is because I've tasted chocolate.

Only bad books have good endings. If a book is any good, it's ending is always bad - because you don't want the book to end.