You can behave as badly as you like in America. Nobody notices.
Other-cheekism is not only a way of purifying the soul, it is also part of every weak person's survival kit.
An autobiography is an obituary in serial form with the last installment missing.
The key is never, never work. Nothing is more aging than work. It's not only the strain of getting up in the morning for work, but it's the resentment that settles on your face
To live in the past is to miss today's opportunities and tomorrow's blessings.
When I told the people of Northern Ireland that I was an atheist, a woman in the audience stood up and said, 'Yes, but is it the God of the Catholics or the God of the Protestants in whom you don't believe?'