The court was not previously aware of the prisoner's many accomplishments. In view of these, we see fit to impose the death penalty.

Nothing in our culture, not even home computers, is more overrated than the epidermal felicity of two featherless bipeds in desperate congress.

Our clothes are too much a part of us for most of us ever to be entirely indifferent to their condition: it is as though the fabric were indeed a natural extension of the body, or even of the soul.

Health consists of having the same diseases as one's neighbors.

If you truly love me, kill the bartender.

To live in the past is to miss today's opportunities and tomorrow's blessings.

If I were God - and I never understand why I'm not - I should say, "Shop around, I don't think you'll find a better bargain than here."