You can't be a person and a lady. If you're a person, you can open the damned door yourself.
Quentin CrispThe trouble with European cities is that they are drenched in their history, almost all of which is terrible.
Quentin CrispI simply haven't the nerve to imagine a being, a force, a cause which keeps the planets revolving in their orbits and then suddenly stops in order to give me a bicycle with three speeds.
Quentin Crisp