I'm happy. I don't ever have to pay anything, and I don't ever have to wash the dishes, and I don't ever have to behave nicely.

I learned very early in life that I was always going to need people more than they needed me

Charisma is the ability to influence without logic.

The court was not previously aware of the prisoner's many accomplishments. In view of these, we see fit to impose the death penalty.

You fall out of your mother's womb, you crawl across open country under fire, and drop into your grave.

I had a friend who had two degrees of being made up: when invited I would say 'Can I make up?' and he would say 'Oh yes - tinted?', or he would say, 'Oh yes - clotted?'

I go wherever my fare is paid.