I'm happy. I don't ever have to pay anything, and I don't ever have to wash the dishes, and I don't ever have to behave nicely.

Euphemisms are unpleasant truths wearing diplomatic cologne.

I'm too old to make drawings.

If I were God - and I never understand why I'm not - I should say, "Shop around, I don't think you'll find a better bargain than here."

Living en famille provides the strongest motives for rudeness combined with the maximum opportunity for displaying it.

In an expanding universe, time is on the side of the outcast.

The message that 'love' will solve all of our problems is repeated incessantly in contemporary culture - like a philosophical tom tom. It would be closer to the truth to say that love is a contagious and virulent disease which leaves a victim in a state of near imbecility, paralysis, profound melancholia, and sometimes culminates in death.