The programs constantly repeat themselves and one another. No one has yet had the nerve to say, 'As we have nothing sensible to tell you between now and 8:30, please tune in again then.

You don't have to do anything.

The very purpose of existence is to reconcile the glowing opinion we hold of ourselves with the appalling things that other people think about us.

People are not heterosexual or homosexual, just sexual.

I never say 'No' to anything.

As a test of the closeness of your relationship with the world, sex could never be a patch on being murdered. (That's when someone really does risk his life for you.)

The curiosity of the neighbors about you, is a tribute to your individuality, and you should encourage it