The programs constantly repeat themselves and one another. No one has yet had the nerve to say, 'As we have nothing sensible to tell you between now and 8:30, please tune in again then.

What would you be like if you were the only person in the world? If you want to be truly happy you must be that person.

The very purpose of existence is to reconcile the glowing opinion we hold of ourselves with the appalling things that other people think about us.

Britain cherishes her eccentrics and wisely holds that the function of government is to build a walled garden in which anarchy can flourish.

You must stop this interview now as I have come to end of my personality.

I am a stereotype. I am an effeminate man.

For flavor, instant sex will never supersede the stuff you have to peel and cook.