Health consists of having the same diseases as one's neighbors.

I am asked how to remain young, and I say 'Never, never work.' And that, of course, is the secret of it.

Exhibitionists have no friends, no friends at all.

I go wherever my fare is paid.

I would never go to a place and live there because the weather was good or the scenery was beautiful or the architecture was wonderful. I would only go because the people are kind, and in America, everybody's your friend and happiness rains down from the sky.

I read all the books I could find about manners, and the extraordinary thing was, in all books up to the end of the Second World War, most were directed at how to comport yourself in the presence of the ladies.

The law is simply expediency wearing a long white dress.