Happiness is the only thing I understand.

Europeans are quarrelsome.

Men get laid, but women get screwed.

Fashion is what you adopt when you don't know who you are.

The ... problem that confronts homosexuals is that they set out to win the love of a "real" man. If they succeed, they fail. A man who "goes with" other men is not what they would call a real man. The conundrum is incapable of resolution, but that does not make homosexuals give it up.

The war between the sexes is the only one in which both sides regularly sleep with the enemy.

It is explained that all relationships require a little give and take. This is untrue. Any partnership demands that we give and give and give and at the last, as we flop into our graves exhausted, we are told that we didn't give enough.