Exhibitionists have no friends, no friends at all.

You don't have to do anything.

I am asked how to remain young, and I say 'Never, never work.' And that, of course, is the secret of it.

Happiness is the only thing I understand.

Why get married? For human beings, marriage is such an unnatural state. If you want monogamy, it has been said, you should marry a swan.

However low a man sinks he never reaches the level of the police.

I've come from a very masculine country to a feminine country. England was very masculine; people went from England to abroad, and they landed from above and they said "These are the gods you will worship, these are the crops you will grow, now go away and do it." Which is a manly attitude. Americans go abroad and they say, "Try not to quarrel so much", which is a feminine attitude.