Vice is its own reward. It is virtue which, if it is to be marketed with consumer appeal, must carry Green Shield stamps.

If I were God - and I never understand why I'm not - I should say, "Shop around, I don't think you'll find a better bargain than here."

The curiosity of the neighbors about you, is a tribute to your individuality, and you should encourage it

There is no need to do any housework at all. After the first four years the dirt doesn't get any worse.

To lose is not always failure.

Europeans have quarrelled since the beginning of time.

Europeans are quarrelsome.