Vice is its own reward. It is virtue which, if it is to be marketed with consumer appeal, must carry Green Shield stamps.

You can behave as badly as you like in America. Nobody notices.

The happiest moments in any affair take place after the loved one has learned to accommodate the lover and before the maddening personality of either party has emerged like a jagged rock from the receding tides of lust and curiosity.

The world was very feminine when I was young. And now it's very masculine.

The war between the sexes is the only one in which both sides regularly sleep with the enemy.

It is explained that all relationships require a little give and take. This is untrue. Any partnership demands that we give and give and give and at the last, as we flop into our graves exhausted, we are told that we didn't give enough.

My mother protected me from the world and my father threatened me with it.