Never get involved with someone who wants to change you
If you truly love me, kill the bartender.
A fair share of anything is starvation diet to an egomaniac.
Exhibitionists have no friends, no friends at all.
The key is never, never work. Nothing is more aging than work. It's not only the strain of getting up in the morning for work, but it's the resentment that settles on your face
Manners are love in a cool climate.