The very purpose of existence is to reconcile the glowing opinion we hold of ourselves with the appalling things that other people think about us.
Quentin CrispIt is true that in America I've become a national hero, but really I was a hopeless case, that was all.
Quentin CrispOther-cheekism is not only a way of purifying the soul, it is also part of every weak person's survival kit.
Quentin CrispRome did not create a great empire by having meetings, they did it by killing all those who opposed them. If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style.
Quentin CrispPeople say to me, "When did you come out?" But I was never in! When I was about six, I was swanning around the house in clothes that belonged to my mother and my grandmother which I'd found in an attic, saying, "I am a beautiful princess!" What my parents thought of this, I don't know. But they bore it. And the real problem was not my sin, but my unemployability.
Quentin Crisp