Other-cheekism is not only a way of purifying the soul, it is also part of every weak person's survival kit.

Charisma is the ability to influence without logic.

If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style.

I have to work in England, but here in America you don't have to work. You can sort of enter the profession of being.

What better proof of love can there be than money? A ten-shilling note shows incontrovertibly just how mad about you a man is.

I recommend limiting one's involvement in other people's lives to a pleasantly scant minimum. This may seem too stoical a position in these madly passionate times, but madly passionate people rarely make good on their madly passionate promises.

You must stop this interview now as I have come to end of my personality.