You should make no effort to try to join society, stay right where you are. Give your name and serial number and wait for society to come to you.

I never spend my time doing anything I'll have to do again tomorrow.

The formula for achieving a successful relationship is simple: you should treat all disasters as if they were trivialities but never treat a triviality as if it were a disaster.

Well, it has done terrifying things. Religious ideas are inflammatory in a way that I find difficult to understand. There are very few wars over the theory of relativity. Very few heated arguments, for that matter. Whereas, in Northern Ireland, they are killing one another over religion.

The more people one has to love, the more one's capacity to love stretches.

You should make no effort to try to join society, stay right where you are. Give your name and serial number and wait for society to come to you.

I am asked how to remain young, and I say 'Never, never work.' And that, of course, is the secret of it.