As soon as a person takes a part as a homosexual, the press says, "What do your wife and children think of this?" And the actor never says, "Well, last week I was a murderer, and the week before that I was a child molester, and the week before that I was a lunatic. But now I'm a homosexual."

What would you be like if you were the only person in the world? If you want to be truly happy you must be that person.

I'm too old to make drawings.

When asked, 'Shall I tell my mother I'm gay?', I reply, 'Never tell your mother anything.

Sex is the last refuge of the miserable.

The trouble with children is that they're not returnable.

Another friend began to say, "Well, Quentin has a problem of adjusting himself to society and he..." This sentence was never finished. The ballet teacher expostulated, "I don't agree. Quentin does exactly as he pleases. The rest of us have to adapt ourselves to him."