Never sweep. After four years the dirt gets no worse.

What matters is not whether you put your fork or knife together because you've finished your meal, or something like that. What matters is that you don't offend people, or hurt their feelings by mistake by saying the wrong thing or doing the wrong thing.

I was beaten up wherever I went, and people shouted at me and cursed me and threw things at me.

Fashion is what you adopt when you don't know who you are.

Happiness is the only thing I understand.

You should make no effort to try to join society, stay right where you are. Give your name and serial number and wait for society to come to you.

An autobiography is an obituary in serial form with the last installment missing.