Sex is the last refuge of the miserable.

Living en famille provides the strongest motives for rudeness combined with the maximum opportunity for displaying it.

Ask yourself, if there was to be no blame, and if there was to be no praise, who would I be then?

One should always be wary of anyone who promises that their love will last longer than a weekend.

I am told that you regret not what you did but what you didn't do; and so that's why I do everything, so as not to have any regrets.

When I told the people of Northern Ireland that I was an atheist, a woman in the audience stood up and said, 'Yes, but is it the God of the Catholics or the God of the Protestants in whom you don't believe?'

Masturbation is not only an expression of self-regard: it is also the natural emotional outlet of those who...have already accepted as inevitable the wide gulf between their real futures and the expectations of their fantasies.