Sex is the last refuge of the miserable.

I'm too old to make drawings.

It is true that in America I've become a national hero, but really I was a hopeless case, that was all.

There is no need to do any housework at all. After the first four years the dirt doesn't get any worse.

I never miss England.

Love is not enough. It must be the foundation, the cornerstone - but not the complete structure. It is much too pliable, too yielding.

It's no good running a pig farm badly for 30 years while saying, 'Really, I was meant to be a ballet dancer.' By then, pigs will be your style.