I never really found out what love was.

It's written into the Constitution that you're allowed to pursue happiness. In England it would be considered a frivolous objective.

If I were God - and I never understand why I'm not - I should say, "Shop around, I don't think you'll find a better bargain than here."

I approach my life with logic. I do not act on impulse or emotion. I very seldom find that I say, 'And then I can't think what came over me, but I did this or that or the other.' I nearly always know how I will act and I nearly always act in that way. I don't catch myself out in embarrassing situations because I've acted without forethought. I calculate what I will do.

Nowadays people don't use face powder; they say it dries the skin. But I makeup in the old-fashioned way.

In an expanding universe, time is on the side of the outcast. Those who once inhabited the suburbs of human contempt find that without changing their address they eventually live in the metropolis.

Men get laid, but women get screwed.