Muddled syntax is the outward and audible sign of confused minds, and the misuse of grammar the result of illogical thinking.
Quentin CrispThe continued propinquity of another human being cramps the style after a time unless that person is somebody you think you love. Then the burden becomes intolerable at once.
Quentin CrispIt may be true that artists adopt a flamboyant appearance, but it's also true that people who look funny get stuck with the arts.
Quentin CrispYou can't be a person and a lady. If you're a person, you can open the damned door yourself.
Quentin CrispI've come from a very masculine country to a feminine country. England was very masculine; people went from England to abroad, and they landed from above and they said "These are the gods you will worship, these are the crops you will grow, now go away and do it." Which is a manly attitude. Americans go abroad and they say, "Try not to quarrel so much", which is a feminine attitude.
Quentin Crisp