Because it is in the nature of things that they become extreme, we have passed down from manliness to cruelty. If I had been told when I was 20 that there was a tavern in the town where the brave and the cruel were gathered together, I would have run all the way and I would have gone up to the largest and leatheriest of the denizens and said: If you truly love me, kill the bartender.

There is no need to do any housework at all. After the first four years the dirt doesn't get any worse.

I'm happy. I don't ever have to pay anything, and I don't ever have to wash the dishes, and I don't ever have to behave nicely.

Believe in fate, but lean forward where fate can see you.

I like living in one room and have never known what people do with the room they are not in.

Sex is the last refuge of the miserable.

You can't be a person and a lady. If you're a person, you can open the damned door yourself.