Vice is its own reward.
The absolute nothingness of death is a blessing. Something to look forward to.
Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level.
It's been agony but I couldn't have done it any other way.
I recommend limiting one's involvement in other people's lives to a pleasantly scant minimum.
The gymnasiacs of Venice, in California, are so addicted to these practices that there has arisen a nation of men who can no longer put their arms against their sides