One should always be wary of anyone who promises that their love will last longer than a weekend.

America believes in freedom. The English don't believe in it. They don't believe in happiness.

Exhibitionists have no friends, no friends at all.

Decency must be an even more exhausting state to maintain than its opposite. Those who succeed seem to need a stupefying amount of sleep.

Did you know that Allah promises you a seat in Paradise if you kill a Christian?

Why get married? For human beings, marriage is such an unnatural state. If you want monogamy, it has been said, you should marry a swan.

I would never go to a place and live there because the weather was good or the scenery was beautiful or the architecture was wonderful. I would only go because the people are kind, and in America, everybody's your friend and happiness rains down from the sky.