One should always be wary of anyone who promises that their love will last longer than a weekend.

God is so angry. All that power, and so mean with it.

Neither look forward where there is doubt nor backward where there is regret. Look inward and ask not if there is anything outside you want, but whether there is anything inside that you have not yet unpacked.

Life was a funny thing that happened to me on the way to the grave.

Whenever we confront an unbridled desire we are surely in the presence of a tragedy-in-the-making.

If a man were to look over the fence on one side of his garden and observe that the neighbor on his left had laid his garden path round a central lawn; and were to look over the fence on the other side of his garden and observe that the neighbor on his right had laid his path down the middle of the lawn, and were then to lay his own garden path diagonally from one corner to the other, that man's soul would be lost. Originality is only to be praised when not prefaced by the look to right and left.

There is no need to do any housework at all. After the first four years the dirt doesn't get any worse.