A fair share of anything is starvation diet to an egomaniac.

Fashion is what you adopt when you don't know who you are.

Decency must be an even more exhausting state to maintain than its opposite. Those who succeed seem to need a stupefying amount of sleep.

Muddled syntax is the outward and audible sign of confused minds, and the misuse of grammar the result of illogical thinking.

You can't be a person and a lady. If you're a person, you can open the damned door yourself.

Every day someone notices me and waves to me, or stops and speaks to me, or asks me for an autograph, or photographs me.

When asked, 'Shall I tell my mother I'm gay?', I reply, 'Never tell your mother anything.