Women have decided to be people, which is a great mistake. Women were nicer than people.
Men get laid, but women get screwed.
In an expanding universe, time is on the side of the outcast.
In New York, I find people so courteous and so generous. Free drinks in bars. Free taxi rides.
Flowers are words even a baby can understand.
What better proof of love can there be than money? A ten-shilling note shows incontrovertibly just how mad about you a man is.