I've never not been famous.

I am told that you regret not what you did but what you didn't do; and so that's why I do everything, so as not to have any regrets.

You must stop this interview now as I have come to end of my personality.

I am asked how to remain young, and I say 'Never, never work.' And that, of course, is the secret of it.

When asked, 'Shall I tell my mother I'm gay?', I reply, 'Never tell your mother anything.

In an expanding universe, time is on the side of the outcast.

As a test of the closeness of your relationship with the world, sex could never be a patch on being murdered. (That's when someone really does risk his life for you.)