The law is simply expediency wearing a long white dress.

The court was not previously aware of the prisoner's many accomplishments. In view of these, we see fit to impose the death penalty.

The English think that incompetence is the same thing as sincerity.

I lost the love of all the homosexuals in the world by saying that Princess Diana was trash and got what she deserved. She could have been Queen of England - and she was swanning about Paris with Arabs. What disgraceful behavior. Going about saying she wanted to be the queen of hearts. The vulgarity of it is so overpowering.

Living en famille provides the strongest motives for rudeness combined with the maximum opportunity for displaying it.

Happiness is the only thing I understand.

What better proof of love can there be than money? A ten-shilling note shows incontrovertibly just how mad about you a man is.