The law is simply expediency wearing a long white dress.

The programs constantly repeat themselves and one another. No one has yet had the nerve to say, 'As we have nothing sensible to tell you between now and 8:30, please tune in again then.

I recommend limiting one's involvement in other people's lives to a pleasantly scant minimum.

In England, nobody's your friend.

I never miss England.

Of course I lie to people. But I lie altruistically - for our mutual good. The lie is the basic building block of good manners. That may seem mildly shocking to a moralist - but then what isn't?

Muddled syntax is the outward and audible sign of confused minds, and the misuse of grammar the result of illogical thinking.