Everybody who's been on television more than once wears in public an expression of fatuous affability. Because you may be addressed at any moment by somebody.
Quentin CrispWhat better proof of love can there be than money? A ten-shilling note shows incontrovertibly just how mad about you a man is.
Quentin CrispThough intelligence is powerless to modify character, it is a dab hand at finding euphemisms for its weaknesses.
Quentin CrispOne of the special beauties of America is that it is the only country in the world where you are not advised to learn the language before entering. Before I ever set out for the United States, I asked a friend if I should study American. His answer was unequivocal. "On no account," he said. "The more English you sound, the more likely you are to be believed."
Quentin Crisp