I am asked how to remain young, and I say 'Never, never work.' And that, of course, is the secret of it.

Nothing in our culture, not even home computers, is more overrated than the epidermal felicity of two featherless bipeds in desperate congress.

Charisma is the ability to influence without logic.

You can't be a person and a lady. If you're a person, you can open the damned door yourself.

What I wanted most of all was to use sex as a weapon to allure, subjugate, and, if possible, destroy the personality of others.

One should always be wary of anyone who promises that their love will last longer than a weekend.

There is no need to do any housework at all. After the first four years the dirt doesn't get any worse.