I am asked how to remain young, and I say 'Never, never work.' And that, of course, is the secret of it.

One should always be wary of anyone who promises that their love will last longer than a weekend.

All America is much the same.

I never say 'No' to anything.

There is no need to do any housework at all. After the first four years the dirt doesn't get any worse.

Manners are a way of getting what you want without appearing to be an absolute swine.

I have to work in England, but here in America you don't have to work. You can sort of enter the profession of being.