What would you be like if you were the only person in the world? If you want to be truly happy you must be that person.

Nothing in our culture, not even home computers, is more overrated than the epidermal felicity of two featherless bipeds in desperate congress.

Europeans are quarrelsome.

Love is the extra effort we make in our dealings with those whom we do not like and once you understand that, you understand all. This idea that love overtakes you is nonsense. This is but a polite manifestation of sex. To love another you have to undertake some fragment of their destiny.

Nearly always when actors are approached by the beauticians, they try to avoid the dabs that the beauticians put on their faces. They dodge them.

I am the last of Britain's stately homos.

Euphemisms are unpleasant truths wearing diplomatic cologne.