An autobiography is an obituary in serial form with the last installment missing.
Life was a funny thing that happened to me on the way to the grave.
Charisma is the ability to influence without logic.
If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style.
Love is not enough. It must be the foundation, the cornerstone - but not the complete structure. It is much too pliable, too yielding.
You fall out of your mother's womb, you crawl across open country under fire, and drop into your grave.