The more people one has to love, the more one's capacity to love stretches.

Europeans have quarrelled since the beginning of time.

The war between the sexes is the only one in which both sides regularly sleep with the enemy.

As a test of the closeness of your relationship with the world, sex could never be a patch on being murdered. (That's when someone really does risk his life for you.)

If you don't stay in some days, you can't recharge your batteries.

It may be true that artists adopt a flamboyant appearance, but it's also true that people who look funny get stuck with the arts.

I am the last of Britain's stately homos.