If you truly love me, kill the bartender.

Euphemisms are unpleasant truths wearing diplomatic cologne.

Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings, they did it by killing all those who opposed them. If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style.

Happiness is the only thing I understand.

I never spend my time doing anything I'll have to do again tomorrow.

Quentin Crisp (to handsome young man on the street): "What's the matter, sexy? Don't you like dehydrated fruit?

I am a stereotype. I am an effeminate man.