Why get married? For human beings, marriage is such an unnatural state. If you want monogamy, it has been said, you should marry a swan.

I go wherever my fare is paid.

I am told that you regret not what you did but what you didn't do; and so that's why I do everything, so as not to have any regrets.

Muddled syntax is the outward and audible sign of confused minds, and the misuse of grammar the result of illogical thinking.

Flowers are words even a baby can understand.

Most men when they make up their faces, the makeup stands forward, and their faces are behind.

The ... problem that confronts homosexuals is that they set out to win the love of a "real" man. If they succeed, they fail. A man who "goes with" other men is not what they would call a real man. The conundrum is incapable of resolution, but that does not make homosexuals give it up.