If you describe things as better than they are, you are considered to be a romantic; if you describe things as worse than they are, you will be called a realist; and if you describe things exactly as they are, you will be thought of as a satirist.

The Americans, of course, are quite dotty with hospitality.

Most men when they make up their faces, the makeup stands forward, and their faces are behind.

Every day someone notices me and waves to me, or stops and speaks to me, or asks me for an autograph, or photographs me.

It may be true that artists adopt a flamboyant appearance, but it's also true that people who look funny get stuck with the arts.

My mother protected me from the world and my father threatened me with it.

Fashion is what you adopt when you don't know who you are.